Day Jokes

one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing.

One day my pet bark at me and so I got scared anWas my dad actually it was weird you should’ve saw him and so the goes on in the day because he likes to run around The house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old

Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.

one day a skeleton wasn't laughing someone asked him why are you not laughing it turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father

A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”

A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called fi. One day Fi hit Rebecca and Rebecca lost service. Rebecca said to Fi "Why-Fi"

One day I went to my friend's apartment and he told me to make myself home. I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors

Good Morning Everyone have a good day and a positive one too! :)

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”

One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.

so one day a boy was at his dads work when another little boy ran in crying then the dad said aw little boy are you lost wheres your parents and the little boy at his dads work said OMG! dad you cant say that! why cant he say that?

Answer: He works at an Orphanage.