Day Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it was the Chicken's day off!

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.

he never has a bad day

because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway

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9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black

What do you call field day in Africa?

The hunger games

my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;

i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling

You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....

I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;