Day Jokes

Good day tomorrow and what day are they still good today good time love 💕 day a great 👍 night time and

Good day today love 💕 you walk in love 😻 day and a walk home 🏡 night night I did not get snow ⛄️ I love 💕 it is the day that we get a tree 🌲 I have to go get some sleep 💤 was good day at school today but I’m going to be

one day I had the munchies,so I ate a clock it was very... TIME CONSUMING

One day an old women came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, i pushed her over.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried

What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer.

A prostitute can beat my d**k anyday, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.

One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."

Hello There have a good day

Day 70 without s3x my doctor asked me “are you s3xually active?” I said “why what u tryna do?”

What is the best day to go to the beach On Sunday

Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried totouch it that night, next day I went to court.

One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."

The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said it’s to small, so that’s all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.

An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.