a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway
on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."
is it just me or your the prettiest person I seen today
he never has a bad day
because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist Clooney? The first day was his hardest
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque"
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the Chicken's day off!
one day i was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger it grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all now i am just a big butthole typing this please help me
hi guys i just found this website i got emailed by joshisboss or something have a great day 👍🏻
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
why did the sun go to school, to get brighter
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans but they ran away when I asked if they had papers
A kid had school today. He was late every single day. He said in his mind, I wish I can go to school again. What happened? Its obvious...... He died :)
The other day my brother hit me I yelled for mom no one responded.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for your self. Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for your self be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for your self and others if they need it. Best-Gwen
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
