Day Jokes

i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”

my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.

I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl

"What?" Angelica replied

"I'm a guy."

I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.

I got fired my first day at the bank this old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over

people have been telling me that you can get things for free now

the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "

I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life

I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless