Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
