Daughter jokes

Mirror

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

Child

2 views · _Just_A_Random_Person_ · 6 years ago

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.

House

16 views · Caitlyn 🐈🦋 · 3 years ago

I bet my mum thinks this 😂

The image shows a yellow square with black text stating, "Having a teenage daughter is a lot like your house being haunted. Every now and then you see a figure in the corner of your eye, followed by a moaning sound, and then a door will slam shut."

Daughter memes

Santa

2 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂

Daddy

Anonymous · 6 years ago

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

Incest

180 views · John Frank · 6 years ago

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

Yo mama

1 view · Anonymous · 8 years ago

Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.

Mother

109 views · ambertomcat6029 · 7 years ago

Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.

Birth

1 view · Hugh Jass · 6 years ago

Daughter: Where was I born?

Dad: Alabama.

Daughter: That is nice.

Mum: We have never been to Alabama.

Dad: RUN!

Cancer

17 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?

You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.

Dad

3 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

Hypocrisy

179 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A split image. On the left, a man with a long beard and a red hat that reads 'MAKE PEDOPHILES AFRAID AGAIN' points his finger. On the right, the same man, now bald and clean-shaven, is seen in an orange jumpsuit, appearing in a court or jail setting. The text above the images states 'Pedo Hunter arrested for raping his own daughter.' The text below says, 'Reminds me of when you kill someone in Among Us and then report it yourself to make it less suspicious.'

Netflix

10 views · Geiger · 2 years ago

The image shows a man with a bald head and a green collared shirt getting sprayed in the face with a liquid from an off-screen source. The text at the top of the image reads: "Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's daughter:". There are jars and bottles with Santa hats on the table.

Netflix

3 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Toaster Strudel

Cat

5 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A black cat with a white paw print on its back lies on a wooden floor. The text says: "Cat wandered into kitchen where my daughter was baking, and now apparently he's taking the Hobbits to Isengard."

Son

12 views · Thoughtless · 1 year ago

The image shows four panels from the cartoon "Family Guy." In the upper left panel, a pair of black-gloved hands holds a sign that says, "WE HAVE YOUR SON." In the upper right, Peter and Lois Griffin are looking at a wall of television screens, and there is a caption on the panel that says, "Meg's our daughter." In the lower-left panel, three figures in black ski masks are shown with Meg. In the lower right, black-gloved hands hold up a sign that says, "REALLY?"

Victim

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is split into two sections. The top section shows Hillary Clinton with text that reads "Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. - Hillary Clinton". The bottom section shows a man looking sad with text that reads "MEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE PRIMARY VICTIMS OF RAPE. IT HAPPENS TO THEIR WIVES, THEIR MOTHERS, AND THEIR DAUGHTERS."

Jay-Z

12 views · TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago

A photo of Jay-Z, a black man with dreadlocks and round glasses, wearing a light-colored suit over a turtleneck. He has a serious or slightly weary expression. The image is a screenshot of a tweet by Royce Lopez which reads, "Jay-z looks like a black grandma sick of raising her daughter's kids."

Cigarette

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"

Daughter memes

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Ｆｏｒｅｓｔ

2 days ago

im act pissed. why the fuck dose my my mom come home at 2 30 in the fucking morning being loud asf turns on all the lights and stsrts playing fuckigng poker whiel hr daughter is trying to sleep in the living room because she dosent have a fucking room because SHE took it away. mom of the fucking year folks. act abt to crash out

Ｆｏｒｅｓｔ

26 days ago

Guys, I went to church on Sunday. The church I used to go to has a new pastor. He has three girls and one boy. The girls are all around my age, and really sweet. And I was sitting next to the girls' side of the youth group, and one of their daughters asked me if I wanted to pray with them during worship. So I was like, "yeah sure," and I went in front of the pews to pray with them. One was holding my hand, then Paris… Read more

Muñeca

10 months ago

I miss my daughter <3

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