Daughter jokes
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
I bet my mum thinks this 😂
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hey, its mal for those who care, i wanted to let you know this is the last you'll hear from me. my account has already been deleted, which is why im posting as an anon. this site isn't good for me, time-management wise and mentally, and with college coming up and being busy with a full-time job, its best for me to give this site up. i wasn't active much anyway. charlie, my daughter, im sorry. i love you dearly and iv… Read more
my moms trying to slut shame me for shit i dindt do like... you came home so many times with so many idffrent guys, sometimes more than one guy you stole fuckgin handcuffs from me you had a kid on caollage btw cause you couldnt keep your dick out of your pants then procceded to have more who you obvously shouldnt have and when your bfs here, he makes it clear you flirt with other guys you littearly fuck someone like daily so i dont want to hear it but if im a slut, like mother, like fucking daughter.
im act pissed. why the fuck dose my my mom come home at 2 30 in the fucking morning being loud asf turns on all the lights and stsrts playing fuckigng poker whiel hr daughter is trying to sleep in the living room because she dosent have a fucking room because SHE took it away. mom of the fucking year folks. act abt to crash out