Dating jokes
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Memes
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.