I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
who wanna be my boyfriend
Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp
Dating a girl and studying mathematics. Both gave a headache
your hairline goes back so far it dated zeus
Hey this is to Orphans are ugly, We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am i and orphans rly are ugly!!!!
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye! Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
When I see two lovers name on a tree I don’t find it cute or funny, I think why would they be bringing a. Knife on a date.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband‘s voice just right
me: breath right now if u wanna date me
My gf/bf said: "Im dating your uncle" you cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Dam."
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he replies.
Ever heard of account stealing? Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date? Hi, nice to meet you
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light put when she touched him.
If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
