Dating jokes
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
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Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.