The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What do you call mo on a dating website? tissue face
Stephen hawking went on a date last night She left after 15 minutes complaining she didn't like his tone
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website.... a Brodie
Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date.
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage, he replied," Yes I'm very happy. We go on date night every week. The other man asked when? She goes on wednesday and I go on thursday
There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
Why can't pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.
How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.
What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
