Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "Iโm a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.