Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Date Jokes
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
