Date

Date jokes

Number

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Calendar

Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?

Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.

Cable

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.

Pedophile

I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

"But why?" I replied.

"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.

Memes

Marriage

A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.

Tommy

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

Relationship

Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!

Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.

Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!

Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.

Karien: That is so boring!

Daiana: Well just work with me please?

Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!

Girl

I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

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  • Marriage License

    I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

    Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

    Ten

    If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

    It was right in the middle of 9/11.

    9/11

    If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

    Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

    Orphan

    Hey, this is to orphans:

    "Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

    Coincidence

    In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.