What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light put when she touched him.
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
Why can’t orphans date
Because they have no one to call daddy
Stephen hawking went on a date last night She left after 15 minutes complaining she didn't like his tone
Dear Gwen and Prince. Gwen and Prince sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest I really just wanted to be ur friends all both of u! Btw prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who aiden is! Sorry a milion times Zreina.
ur hairline dates so far back like when your dad left
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
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9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
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why is 4/20 such an epic date?
because It's weed day, columbine, AND hitler's birthday ;)
Why dosened the Orphin date the girl because she is a homei
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Attention- Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? Its strang because they havent said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess) Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD I just thought further into life with their relationship DON'T DO THAT. Agent Chipmunk Out
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
Michael Has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were tommy age 9, and Bobby, 11
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What do you call a emo dateing another emo:The suicide duo
