Why can’t orphans date
Because they have no one to call daddy
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
ur hairline dates so far back like when your dad left
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
