Date jokes
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.