ever noticed 9-1-1(the number for the po-po) is the Great Date(9-11)...Hmmm.
I was in a bar in Italy, me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number, I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found, I turned back then I saw Pessi running with it, shame on you Pessi for ruining my night! 😭
This days dating life is hard, you put your self out there and its hard to find someone, the only thing to do is turn to family
why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted
why is it better to date an orphan...
their parents are never home
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I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
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POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
Why are the Twin tower actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
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Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
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So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
Roblox Brookhaven be like
ABC if you wanna be adopted ABC if you wanna be my friend ABC if you wanna be a banker ABC if you wanna rob the bank ABC if you wanna date ABC if you wanna sex
