Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
Ever heard of account stealing? Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped
Your gf/bf says: "Im dating your uncle..." Your start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Dam"
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
what is the difference between you and a calendar a calendar has dates
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
me: breath right now if u wanna date me
ABIGABA DANIELTM
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..🤔
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy. The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!"
Dr Suess Dark jokes HEY THERE LITTLE MISTER IM DATING YOUR SISTER!!!
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists
I found a lot of matches
whats the diffaance betewwen you and a callandder
callander got dates
ur hairline dates so far back like when your dad left
As a son I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot. I came home the next day I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask whats going on my mom said to me. Meet your new daddy, then my friend said to hey son get me a beer from the fridge.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
why did the the skeleton not go to prom? because he had no BODY to go with
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
