Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
What month has 28 days
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What do you call a emo dateing another emo:The suicide duo
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date and she asks him "so are you Indian?" and the Muslim goes "no bitch, i ain't 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
why is it better to date an orphan...
their parents are never home
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Two emos are dating and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each others wrists
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye! Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
person: what's your perfect date look like.
Me: oh just hanging around in a tree
What do you call 2 indians on a dating website? Connect the dots
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡
I dated an Orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an Orphan
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick she got mad because I rushed her....
Get it's Russia and rushed her
