Date jokes
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
It was 9/10.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.