Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
