Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, Iβm breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, Iβm dating your sister."
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
your hairline goes back so far it dated zeus
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
9/10/01
Bush: βOk, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.β
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
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