Darkness jokes
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)