Darkness jokes
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.
Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.