Dark jokes

Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."

Orphan: "How?"

Kid: "You wouldn't know."

Orphan: "........."

Children in the dark make mistakes.

Mistakes in the dark make children.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.

Dark humor is just like water,

some people get it, some people don't.

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

Many years of sex in the dark.

The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"

The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.

What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?

None, because they all cry in the dark.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.