Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
Dark Jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
