Dark jokes

Morbid humor

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.

Kid

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.

Memes

Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Dildo

Many years of sex in the dark.

The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"

The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"

Food

What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.

Emo kid

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?

None, because they all cry in the dark.

Mood

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

Home

If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

9/11

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Demon Slayer

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

Dark Humor

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

Difference

What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?

Some people don’t pick it.

Site

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

Trump supporter

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.