Dark jokes
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.
Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
Memes
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.