Dark Jokes

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can't hit home.

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb well it's not 53 cause my basements still dark

Dark Humor Is Just Like Water,

Some People Get It Some People Don't.

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What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"

Dark humours like a kid with cancer

It never gets old

dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.

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If all your clothes where stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said see them boy over there In the wheelchair, ask him to walk I said, but I’m blind She responded exactly

I was in the mood for some dark meat so I called my black friend.

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.

5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :⁠^⁠))

and slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^⁠_⁠^