Dark jokes
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.