Dark jokes
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Can disabled enable dark mode?
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.