Dark jokes

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.

A man and a child walk into a forest.

The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."

The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.

The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”

The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!

Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.

This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

More than 9 because my basement's still dark.

An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.

"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."

The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

Can disabled enable dark mode?

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.

Dark jokes are just like food.

Not everyone gets it.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.