Dark jokes

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just like hanging in the dark.

A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.

The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”

The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!

Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.

This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

More than 9 because my basement's still dark.

An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.

"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."

The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

Can disabled enable dark mode?

Dark jokes are just like food.

Not everyone gets it.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.