Dark jokes
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."