Dark jokes
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.