What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
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How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
My Jokes are so dark that i am surprised that the cops didnt shot they yet
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Walking with a friend the in the dark is better than walking alone in the in the light
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What is a necrophiliac safe word I’m alive
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
