What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
dark humor is like parents. not everyone gets it.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
why is orphan so scared of the dark they don't have a dad to check the closet,
How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark
My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C
Because they can’t c there parents
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. They boy turns to the man and says, “Hey mister its getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?” So the man says: “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
Children in the dark make mistakes Mistakes in the dark make children
kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
