Dark Humor
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'