why cant you say hi to a drug addict?They'll say yea
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What does this website with it's comments and a cult have in common? We have a case of Witzelsucht.
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When a clock goes forward it goes 'tic-tac' - but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Me:you have terrible jokes Mum:shows me a mirror
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my dad told me a joke one time, when I realized the joke the second tower was hit
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Spend all night in a dark humour webpage
Go to orphanage today and read it to them And I'm sure if you go to school for disabled children, they should understand it
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder? About 15 stone
What’s long and black
The line at kfc
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs? Christopher reeves in a house fire.
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
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It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
