Dark Humor
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
Cancer.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.