Dark Humor
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
👌neck
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Penis.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
Dick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.