Dark Humor
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"