Dark Humor
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"