How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
The F in orphan stands for family.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies