How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
The F in orphan stands for family.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
stop ruining the jokes its called worst jokes ever for a reason we all feel bad for orphans but people like dark humor and joke about everyone so quit being offended plz
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
"Just say no to drugs!"
Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny
