Dark Humor

Dark Humor

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.

stop ruining the jokes its called worst jokes ever for a reason we all feel bad for orphans but people like dark humor and joke about everyone so quit being offended plz

1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies

Kid: "What's dark humor?"

Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."

Kid: "I am blind, Mom."

Mom: "Exactly."

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.