Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.