my dad was in 9/11 thats rude and he was a great pilot
once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad so his dad said yes then he ask what is that and his dad said it a chow chow train the next day he wanted to shower with his mom so she said yes he ask again what is that and she said it was a tunnel with light the same day he wanted to sleep with them and they said yes in the middle of the night he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in
Boy 1: Sonic is a fictional character. Boy 2: Yeah, just like your dad.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found
My mom loves balls. But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years
just ask your dad
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
i kicked my leg into my dads balls in 1999
Ur dad oh wait you don’t have that
Your hairline so far back my dad eve took 48 hours to reach it
When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
I saw ur forehead and realised ur mom and dads forehead were as big as urs also ur gay
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
dad: what did your older brother say before he lost his virginity son: dad please don't dad:exactly
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
What's a native chick say after sex? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes
Rapunzels hair is longer then your dads existence
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder? About 15 stone
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? There dad can’t wake them up
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return
