New Dad Jokes - Page 27 - Worst Jokes Ever

my dad died in 9-11 he was the best piolt

20 years later Jhonny: Hey dad Dad:yea? Jhonny: Fuck you I ain't comin back to your grave in 16 years then ima come back BITCH Dad: doing the same thing i did to you and your mother ay i deserve it :( ;O not reall...NOT A FUCKING ALL. Jhonny: Yea you kinda fucking do. Dad:...

Hey dad are you finally back with the milk dad: yea but it's expired so ima go back to the ''milk store'' and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

A girl asked her mom why is my name Walmart.her dad replied and said because that’s where u were made

My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks

My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death i cleary asked for jammy dodgers and got bourbons

Your adopted that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk

Why can’t orphans play catch? They never had a dad to teach them

Why do orphans only drink water in cereal? Cause dad never brought home the milk...

Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what's that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what's that in between your legs mom: oh that's my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what's that in between your legs dad: oh that's my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there's a snake Going in your bush

Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn't come home with the milk milk.

Little Johnny beings his cat to school and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says "because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave".

Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?

A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."

why can ́t a orphan have milk. his dad didn ́t come back with the milk

Little Steven has Scared to take a Shower by himself so he Asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!! The next day Stevens mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.