Why can’t orthons eat at a family restaurant? Because then don’t have a mom or dad
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
so a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said hi i'm your new dad the kid did not think about it and then he did and said but i already have a dad the mom said that was not your real dad
"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy.... and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the "girl" takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:...... um
Dad= " I'll be back in a minute. 20 years later Orphan="Dad?
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? sSorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet
What do Orphans and sperm donor kids have in Calmin They don't have dads
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
what's the difference between Nemo and my dad? Nemo was eventually found.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed
My dad was one hell of a pilot Grandpa was a hell of a planner
why did my dad leave me and my mum?
i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees
why can't two chinese make a white baby. because two wong's do not equal a white
ur dad is gone
dad: want to go to the park kid:sure dad:come on kid:why are we at the orphanige dad:go in
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
freands. yo whos your barber they mess up big time. me. your just jealous because my dad cuts my for free and you have to be paying 30 dollars' just for that short ass cut
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
