Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
dad
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Little Johnny was alone because dad didn’t come back
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
