My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.😝😝😝😝😜😜🥱🥱🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴😩😩😃😃🤗🤗🤗🤗🤫🤫🤫🤫😊😊😊😊😊😉😘🥰😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🤕🤕🤕🤒🤒🤒🤧🤮🤮🤮🤮😩😬😣😳🌛🥶🤧🥵😩😫🤧🤑🌜🥵😦😳😮🙁😢🤐😫🌜🤤😘😫😬🥱😘🥴🤣🙂😑😏😑😏😏
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop stores? "Cya suckers🍭"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
you mom and your dad
Rodd flanders: Whats ''gay'' mean Bart: UH, It means you used to be afraid, but now your not Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy
hows your dad what I forgot he still sleeping
I'm sorry but your dad left for milk.
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
one night a father heard his daugter saying good night good night mom god night dad good night mamah good by papa the next day her papa died he heard her saying them a month later good night mom god night dad good by mamah the next day her mamah died well her dad was scared for his life he knew he was next well his daugter said them again good night mom good by dad the next day the mail man droped dead on their porch.
Your mom and dad are never comin back becuase dad is cumin for another kid
dad
roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone to
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad... Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
-Dark_Humor
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
ur dad is gay!!!!
omg!! I didn't mean that please don't tell ur mom
I'M SO SO SO SRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur dad omg im sooooo sry!!!!!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age
