Dad jokes
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Dad?
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.