For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can i have some milk?" He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: "No your dad still isn't back with it."
my dad did in the attacks he was the best pilot for pakistan
i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing and now I'm in heaven
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
People joking about 9/11 Random kid you shouldn’t joke about that I lost my dad on 9/11 Oh Yeah he was the greatest pilot ever
Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk.... But then never came back lol😅
A dad is in a weelchair and his dughter goes dont step on a crack
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.
The only joke my dad ever made was me
what did little johnny say to his dad johnny:dad please not again im to young
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"
you are like a thunderstorm when you go away like your dad everyone is happy.
My dad seen rupaul drag race? Asked when will they do up the cars!
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.
I still remember my dads last words you cunt you let the ladder go you cuuunt smack he hit the grond and bled out
