Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers
Yo Dad is skinny he don't workout enough
Have yall ever heard of dad jokes yall hairline is funnier than thoses
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
Why did dad man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes
Because they don't have a dad to tell them
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad ya definitely got the last laugh!
why does aaron chug beer on a wednesday? because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis
This midget in my school has two moms I said did ur dad go get the milk he told me to shut up I said I don’t shut up I grow up like u should
Why did the orphan cross the road
Because there was a dad on the other side
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
What is an army members top drink?
WARter
What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar
Why's being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work
Someone walks up to his dad and says Dad what’s the difference between potentiality and reality soo ok the dad says to the son go ask your mother sister and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for a $1,000,000 so the son comes back 5 minutes later and said dad they all said they would sleep with the postman so son petentilay we have a million dollars but in reality we have two slits and a gay one
So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
