Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
