Why can’t the orphan Tell on people BEACAUSE
THEY GOT NO MOM AND DAD LOLLL
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
What do you call 2 men fucking? MY DAD AND I 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
Is your dad a magician Bc he magically disappeared
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
9/11 was not funny it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke, Dead.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
