Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
(i found dis from a website) jack & jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy...but jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz jills real name was randy
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my moms baller
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Why do people always bully orphans? Cuz what can they do? tell their parents.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
are you a noose cuz i wanna hang out with you
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Why can't orphans be gay?
CUZ THEY CANT CALL ANYONE CALL DADDY
