Cuz jokes
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic ๐
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.