Cuz jokes

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?

A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.