Cuz Jokes

Dog

Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!

Woman

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.

Bus

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

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  • Brick

    There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."

    City

    What's the city with the fastest growing population?

    Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!

    Height

    Me: I look up to you.

    Friend: Wow, thanks!

    Me: But in general cuz your so tall.

    Skeleton

    Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?

    Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.

    Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.

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  • Girl

    In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

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  • Mama

    Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.

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  • Guy

    Guys go to this link......................................................................................https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6/hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go-om-cool-maps-my-name-is-xx_robloxgamer420_xx-pleeease-lets-play-rol......................................................................and read it bum. Don't dislike cuz it'd retarded.

    Friend

    Friend 1: I HATE YOU!

    Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!

    Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*

    Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.

    All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*

    Girl

    Who’s the hottest girl in the world?

    Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.