I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
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Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
