Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them.
It took my sole
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them.
It took my sole
Guys I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house
what's the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
wen im sad i cut myslef..........A PICE OF CAKE!!
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.