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What do Mexicans cut there pizza with .a. Littlel Caesars
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How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
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What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.
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paper.
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There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
Only if Onions were emo, they'd cut themselves
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How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak
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How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Two Friends are in a hospital in the lobby, Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying. Friend 1 "*crying hysterically*" Friends 2 "why are you crying?" Friend 1 "I came here for a blood test" Friend 2 "So? are you afraid?" Friend 1 "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger." Friend 2 "*crying hysterically*" Friend 1 "why are you crying?" Friend 2 "I came here for a urine test."
