What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
what did steven hawkins say when the wifi cut out .........nothing
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.
how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy's clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...". The mother cuts him off and says "just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me." Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting "I'm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier." Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. "Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer."
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
knock knock
who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer w-
is cut off by being murdered
I went up to the depressed kid and said, I like ya cuts G
why are emos like paper
they cut easily
Only if Onions were emo, they'd cut themselves
I'd make an emo joke but that would be cutting a little too close.
Fake emo: when I’m sad i cut myself Real emo: same fake emo: another piece of cake
Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board
“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.