Cum jokes

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

Just cum.

I cummed on the alley.

Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."

Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?

A: He believes in the second cumming.

Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?

Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.

The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.

I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

What is long, hard, and has cum in it?

A cucumber.

I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.

penis balls cum <3

A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!

1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,

5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.

Have you ever heard of Katie? Please come to KatieJennieJackson on Reddit. Her username is ok-community-2373.

My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:

Hello :). On sexy tummies. Where she is wearing a black croptop.

Are in the next post.

Moto is: Katie Jennie Jackson is so horny! Reddit username-Ok-community-2373. Follow her please. Her photos are made for you to cum for her, not at her. Thank you if you chose to think.

What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.

Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨

Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!