Cum jokes
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
I cum (Can't understand math).
cock, cock, and cum
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!