"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
"Dababy midget porn."
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Just cum.
I cummed on the alley.
