whats long hard and has cum in it?
a cuCUMber
Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, Don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
your face with my cum
When i masterbate things cum when a old man dose no one cums
Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic priest ? Acne doesn't cum on a kids face til their 13 or 14
your mom
I'm Gay
