Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
The best part of you ran down your mothers leg...Einstine got ready to climax while doing math but relized you cant cumtiyain cumtilion its after sucktillion fucktillion
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
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What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: ok. An hour later, the lady is at the mans house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: you are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
My dad just cums and goes.
Whats the Difference between acne and the Pope? Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
2 people are under the covers. The man says "Quote the Beatles: Cum together!"
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Why did the guy take a bath cuz he cum and it was too mess
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and the begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down the the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, loling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more. When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying,” Linda your just as amazing at fucking at your sister.”
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
What's thick, long, hard and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
The two biggest Dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth" and "I won't cum in your mailbox"
