whats the difference between my dad cumming and cancer. nothing they both stain
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
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Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
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What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
My dad just comes and goes.
Whats the Difference between acne and the Pope? Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
