Jacuzzi jokes

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.

Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.