Jacuzzi jokes

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.

Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?

Vegetable Soup.