Culture jokes
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.