Culture jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Memes
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
The Twilight fanbase.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.