Culture jokes
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
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What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.