Culture jokes
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Who even needs white jokes?
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What do emos do?
Hang.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Glizzy?