Culture jokes
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.