Culture jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Memes
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
The Twilight fanbase.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!