Culture jokes
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
Can emos eat happy meals?
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
Five nights at tyler’s
Y'all gay asf yaya.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
W fr W
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Hoi!
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.