Culture jokes
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.