Culture jokes
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Memes
Shitpost-master general
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."