Culture jokes
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
All Nepali love momos.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."