Culture jokes
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!