Culture jokes
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
I am Mario's brother.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.