Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican one has papers
What’s the only thing with 4 legs Asians don’t eat? A table
“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.