Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
Me: have you ever tried african food
You: no
Me: they haven't either
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
How do you name an asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
