Culture jokes
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
"Never gonna give you up."
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Blueface baby!
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Let's rock and roll!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.