Culture jokes
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
We can only see 90 degrees.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Get noob.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
Hoi!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.