Culture jokes
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
2nd meme on here:
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.