Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
Me: have you ever tried african food
You: no
Me: they haven't either
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): How are you doing? Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly. Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
why are people in japan so slim. bcuz the last time a fatman came the lost half their population
